Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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