if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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