Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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