Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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