Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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