hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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