Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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