I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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