People with herpes should wear stickers.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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