Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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