im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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