Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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