For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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