The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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