All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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