What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
