i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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