haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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