Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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