Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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