just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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