She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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