Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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