Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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