I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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