every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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