whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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