Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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