I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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