What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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