The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.đź’¨
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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