Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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