Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
found the other keg... it's in the tree
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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