My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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