I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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