wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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