I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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