Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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