Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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