I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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