Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm at about main and main street
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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