come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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