can we get nightvision for the apartment?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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