no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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