I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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