I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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