This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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