That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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