is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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