god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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