god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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