Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Sorry about my life...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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