my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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