Nicole vs. Life
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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