And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
