what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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