she looked like the before picture.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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