White coat. Heels.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
