Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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