I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
